Goliath: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish!
Syntax: I wish for good grades.
Huntsman: Nerd.
Syntax: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Huntsman. :)
Goliath: SYNTAX NO-
*to be continued music plays*
Goliath, after failing to swim: *coughs* WHY JUST WHY!?
Haiwang (his bf): oops, forgot you can't swim
Goliath: You tried to kill me!
Haiwang: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU!
Huntsman: *dumps marshmallows onto Syntax's head*
Syntax: WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM!?
Huntsman: *runs away*
Syntax, chasing Huntsman: HUNTSMAN GET BACK HERE!
Huntsman, watching power lines fall down: Goliath, Syntax! The city is exploding and it's very pretty!
Goliath: Will Syntax be okay?
Huntsman: They won’t be when I find them.
Goliath: Have you done this before?
Huntsman: Well, Goliath, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.
Syntax: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.
Goliath: I can't read, Huntsman.
Goliath: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone!
Syntax: What are you talking about? Of course—
Huntsman, holding out a hand to shut Syntax up: No, no, they have a point—
Goliath: Look at the buns on that guy!
Syntax: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Sandy: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Goliath: I'm not going back to jail!
Goliath: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Huntsman: Syntax, probably.
Goliath: Something tells me Huntsman's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Huntsman, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Syntax isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
Syntax, knocking on the door: Goliath, open up!
Goliath: It all started when I was a kid.
Syntax: That’s not what I-
Huntsman: Let them finish!
Sally (OC): What does “take out” mean?
Spindrax: Food.
Syntax: Dating.
Goliath: Murder.
Huntsman: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
Huntsman: I just want someone to take me out.
Goliath: On a date?
Syntax: With a sniper gun?
Spindrax: Both if you're not a coward.
Sandy: Repeat after me.
Goliath: Okay.
Sandy: Taking time to rest.
Goliath: Taking time to rest.
Sandy: is an act of self love.
Goliath: is for lazy losers.
Sandy: NO-
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Huntsman, with Spidrax and Syntax behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Huntsman: Oh, my God— What the (####)
Police: Wha-
Huntsman: Goliath (#######) FELL OFF!
Syntax: You have friends and I envy that.
Spindrax: You're welcome to share my friends.
Syntax: *looks at Goliath and Huntsman*
Syntax: I don't want those.
Goliath: Look guys, I need help.
Spindrax: Love help?
Baihe: Financial help?
Syntax: Emotional help?
Huntsman: Help hiding a body?
*Everybody looks at Huntsman*
Huntsman: What?
Baihe: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Huntsman: IT.
Spindrax: Annabelle.
Goliath: Paranormal Activity.
Syntax: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Syntax, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*
Huntsman: Can’t say I’m surprised…
Spindrax: Yeah, flip em off, Syntax!
Sally, confused (oc): *Holds one middle finger*
Huntsman and Spindrax, both very distressed: NO-
Syntax: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Huntsman: A character!
Goliath: A setting!
Spindrax, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
Mk: A SPIDER!!!!!!
Mei: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Luna (oc): BURN IT!
Redson: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! SOMEONE GET ME MY SHOTGUN!
Baihe: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!
Syntax: Hey, how did my phone break?
Huntsman: You were tipsy yesterday.
Syntax: And?
Spindrax: You threw it.
Syntax: Why?
Huntsman: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Syntax: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Huntsman: We were busy laughing our (#####) off.
Syntax: Anyone d-
Huntsman: Depressed?
Goliath: Drained?
Spindrax: Dumb?
Baihe: Disliked?
Syntax: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Spindrax: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Syntax: Why?
Spindrax: Huntsman fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Spindrax: Goliath doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Syntax: You read my diary?
Huntsman: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Huntsman: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Baihe: Make lemonade!
Huntsman: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own (####)
Goliath: Guess what I'm about to get!
Syntax: On my nerves.
Sally (oc): so, you guys know everything right?
Syntax: Yes.
Huntsman: No.
Goliath: I guess so why?
Sally (oc): so, where do babies come from?
Syntax: *spits out coffee at Huntsman*
Goliath: :o
Goliath: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Syntax: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Spindrax: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Huntsman: What the (####) is wrong with you people.
*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Huntsman: Rude.
Syntax: That's fair.
Goliath: Not again.
Spindrax: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
Spindrax: Are you laughing at that video of Huntsman and Syntax fighting?
Goliath: No.
Goliath: I'm laughing at the comments.
Baihe: I'm cold.
Spindrax: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Syntax: I'm cold.
Huntsman: I can't control the weather, Syntax.
Spindrax: Goliath's refusing to wear their glasses!
Goliath: Spindrax , look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Goliath: *points to Huntsman* Huntsman.
Goliath: *points to Baihe* Baihe.
Goliath: *points to Syntax* William Afton
Syntax: There's no meeting today because Huntsman is at the police station.
Spindrax: They're in jail?!
Goliath: We have to get them out!
Baihe: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Goliath: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Baihe: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Spindrax: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Syntax: No! Huntsman wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
Goliath: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Goliath: *sees Huntsman shoving Syntax into the washing machine while Spindrax records and Baihe watches*
Goliath: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Baihe: Would never stab anyone.
Syntax: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Huntsman: Yells "I won't hesitate, (######)" first.
Spindrax: Would stab without warning.
Goliath: Would stab as a warning.
Huntsman: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Baihe: ....
Syntax: .....
Spindrax:.....
Goliath:....Who?
Huntsman: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Goliath*