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Monkie Kid: A Hero is Born[]

Sup?
―Monkey King
Yes, yes, it is I, the great Monkey Ki-
―Monkey King
Yeah, the one and only. So, where's my staff?
―Monkey King
I know, I know. Look, I'm gonna come clean. Um. I've been kinda watching you.
―Monkey King
The look on your face. You're perfect!
―Monkey King
To be…my successor!
―Monkey King
Look, kid. You've fought demons, and you didn't die, and you made it here. Not just anyone can lift my staff, but you did.
―Monkey King
Phft! What about D.B.K.? You can handle it. Consider it a trial.
―Monkey King
Look. If you can lift the staff, you can use it. Just believe in yourself. Even a smidge makes all the difference.
―Monkey King
The staff was taken from you, take it back!
―Monkey King

Season 1[]

Bad Weather[]

How you doing there, bud?
―Monkey King
No, no, no, no, no. Case you forgot, I'm retired. You're supposed to be taking care of the bad guys. Besides, you're invincible! Right?
―Monkey King
Oh yeah, you're right. Oh, this is bad. Something's really wrong.
―Monkey King
It's you, dummy.
―Monkey King
In order to have full control of your powers, you need self-confidence.
―Monkey King
No, you're just loud.
―Monkey King
Monkey King: “The only way to get self-confidence is-
MK: “Fake it 'til I make it?
Monkey King: “No! Practice! You think I took shortcuts? No. It took me centuries of training and fighting and just beating up demons. Just, so many demons. A-anyway, nothing worth anything comes for free.
—MK and Monkey King
Fine. If it'll stop your whining.
―Monkey King
Monkey King: “I know a way to limit your powers so you can learn to control them. But…
MK: “But what?
Monkey King: “You won't be invincible anymore.
—MK and Monkey King
You won't be invincible anymore.
―Monkey King
All right. No turning back.
―Monkey King
Feeling alright, bud?
―Monkey King

The Great Wall Race[]

Ahh, stone fruit. If these didn't make me immortal, they'd literally kill me.
―Monkey King

Impossible Delivery[]

Better. Way, way better! You're totally getting the hang of this, bud!
―Monkey King
I mean, it does make sense. You are getting trained by me. Now, we just gotta work on your focus.
―Monkey King
Ugh, If anyone is No. 1 Focus Guy, it's me.
―Monkey King
That's where you are wrong.
―Monkey King
MK: “The time that you ate all the Immortal Peaches that you are meant to guard?
Monkey King: “That was a long time ago.
MK: “When you kept annoying everyone at the Celestial Realm?
Monkey King: “That's a matter of opinion.
MK: “The time you pick a fight with Buddha-
—MK and Monkey King
See, that right there is the problem. You stressed too much about the negatives. Focus is taking in everything, but honing in the one thing that matters. Right now, I'm talking to you while also honing in the speed of the wind, the moisture near, these 37 emails for my lawyer, the first 18 seasons of Monkey King: The Animated Series. And the residence of my soul that contemplate the fact that I am an immortal being, who will never be able to die. And that bug over there. But… I'm paying attention to you. Take in everything, choose what you want to do, and then do it. That is focus.
―Monkey King
Or maybe, you just can't handle real focus.
―Monkey King
You finally made it.
―Monkey King
Uh…yes! I wanted to teach you a valuable lesson. I definitely didn't just order three helpings of noodles to my shame temple.
―Monkey King
MK: “You were right. I really was, honestly, terrible at focusing. But then…
Monkey King: “I'm just gonna take those off ya.
MK: “I paid attention to everything, but I only focused on one thing: delivering…your…noodles!
Monkey King: “That's great, bud. Proud of you. But…this isn't my order.
MK: “What?!
—MK and Monkey King

Macaque[]

Ahh, so I can make a nice lil' breakfast nook. Get some light up in here.
―Monkey King
Ooohooh. So... you want to know 'the fighting stuff, huh?'. Like this?
―Monkey King
Look, bud. You can't rush this stuff. Um... You'll get there. You just need to practice.
―Monkey King
Ugh. I'm never going to teach you something you don't need to know. Okay?
―Monkey King
Okay. Now this priceless, ancient mural's not going to destroy itself. So remember... Step into the strike.
―Monkey King
Patience and focus. Step into the strike!
―Monkey King
Woah... How'd you learn to do that? Have you been running around with other mentors?
―Monkey King
Look kid, using that much power- Your body can't handle it.
―Monkey King
Enough!
―Monkey King
Are you ever going to get sick living in my shadow? It's time to give back what you stole.
―Monkey King
Kid!
―Monkey King
Kid! We're definitely going to have words later, but it's time for the hero stuff!
―Monkey King
Patience. Focus. Step into the strike.
―Monkey King
You did it, bud! You remembered what I told you.
―Monkey King
Oh. Oh. You totally should be! I can't believe you two-timed me on your training!
―Monkey King
Hey, your heart's in the right place, kid. We can work on the rest.
―Monkey King
Of course, bud! I've got something special in mind.
―Monkey King
Uh... Sure.
―Monkey King

Revenge of the Spider Queen[]

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Season 2[]

Sleep Bug[]

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Dumpling Destruction[]

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Minor Scale[]

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This is the End![]

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Season 3[]

On the Run[]

I know you take your security job pretty seriously, but I do need the map. So you see the problem right?
―Monkey King
Oh, that's a relief. I thought it was someone important.
―Monkey King
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Great Grand Dragon of the East[]

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Smartie Kid[]

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Amnesia Rules[]

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Cooking with Chang'e[]

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Benched[]

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The King, the Prince, and the Shadow[]

How did you find us? Wait, wait, don't tell me. You took a sneaky peaky at the map while you were supposed to be guarding it? Now who's untrustworthy?
―Monkey King
What? You got what you wanted, didn't you? You're not gonna gloat? Monologue a little bit before running off to your master? Go on. The Lady Bone Demon is waiting.
―Monkey King
Stop! If you hurt that kid I'll-
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The Samadhi Fire[]

Heh! You know, this is kinda easier than I thought it would be. Woah!
―Past Monkey King
Ugh, sheesh! Chill out, Ne Zha. It all worked out in the end! Fire split, no harm done, huh? Huh?
―Past Monkey King
No! They were supposed to wait!
―Monkey King
You! You ruined everything!
―Monkey King, choking Macaque
Heh! You know, this is kinda easier than I thought it would be. Woah!
―Monkey King
Well, you weren't not involved!
―Monkey King
Okay, this is going to sound really bad, but hear me out.
―Monkey King
I made a mistake. During the ritual, a piece of the Samadhi Fire got away from me. I don't know what happened, but I guess, part of it was sealed away in the closest vessel that could contain it. My loyal companion, the White Horse Dragon, Ao Lie.
―Monkey King
This wasn't supposed to happen! I thought if I could get the Samadhi fire out of you, without hurting you of course. Then I could put it inside myself. Then I don't know, use it to burn up the Lady Bone Demon or something? I was kinda making this up as I went—
―Monkey King
Yeah, to be honest this is the first time I've said it out loud, so...
―Monkey King
There's no time for that. Now that the Samadhi Fire is forged, the Lady Bone Demon will stop at nothing to obtain it! If we show up unprepared, we might as well hand Mei over to her right now! No, I'm gonna do what I should've done originally. Stop the Lady Bone Demon... alone.
―Monkey King
I know what I said, but I've beaten her before I'll... I'll do it again! Mei was right, I need to stop dragging you into my fights. All of you. I'm sorry, bud, I need you to sit this one out.
―Monkey King

Embrace Your Destiny[]

This Imperfect World[]

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Destiny Fulfilled[]

Thanks for not giving up on me, bud.
―Monkey King
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Season 4[]

Familiar Tales[]

Yeah, well. Forever's a long time, bud. Trust me.
―Monkey King
You know, you make a couple of mistakes in your life, no one ever lets you live it down. Looks like the ghosts of my past have finally caught up with me. MK, you gotta seal that scroll, no matter... what.
―Monkey King

New Adventures[]

You dare insult me, you old cad?! I shall henceforth be known as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! I will muck out your pony stalls... no longer! Monkey King out!
―Even More Past Monkey King
Correction. We're really going through with this. Like always! Monkey bros getting into some cheeky mischief.
―Past Monkey King
Relax, bud! When this is over, we’ll be back here, basking in the sun, getting fat on fruit for the rest of... well, forever! Like we always wanted.
―Past Monkey King

Pitiful Creatures[]

I'm sorry I made you wait so long, bud. But it's fine. You look like you're doing... fine.
―Monkey King
Enough! I've never let anyone dictate my destiny in the past, and I'm not about to start now. None of us are! We can't change who we were yesterday, or in a past life, or a hundred lifetimes ago. We live with the choices we've made. But what matters is the choices we make right now! Only we decide who we are and what we do with the power we have!
―Monkey King
Azure... Lion?
―Monkey King
I won't let some curse bully me or my friends a second longer!
―Monkey King

The Emperor's Wrath[]

A Lifetime of Mistakes[]

I am the Monkey King! I'm speaking human! Don'tcha like it?
―Past Monkey King
Macaque! You doing okay, bud?!
―Past Monkey King
Bah, don't be like that! Eat some fruit, soak up the sun! That's why I've been training so hard.
―Past Monkey King
No! Well, maybe a little bit, but that's not the point! It's so we don't have to worry about anything or anyone ever again! Just live a lazy life, sittin' in the sun, eatin' fruit, and doing whatever we want. Sounds pretty good, huh? Huh? Huh?
―Past Monkey King
You're a peach.
―Past Monkey King
What?! For me?! You're not serious, that whole peach is for me?! Bud, you shouldn't have.
―Past Monkey King
No, no! Honestly! This is exactly what I need right now. I'm trapped under a mountain but the Six-Eared Macaque brought me a peach. Hurray.
―Past Monkey King
Oh, sure! 'Cause normally you just rush to my rescue!
―Past Monkey King
Well, it was great seeing you, bud! Just run off like you always do.
―Past Monkey King
You're not in this mess! You're still free! Everything I did was for us!
―Past Monkey King
Fine! Leave! I don't want to see your face here again, you big— I really wanted that peach.
―Past Monkey King
Kid. You found me. I couldn't, I— I... I just wanted to protect the people I cared about. To be strong enough. I lost sight of why I was doing any of it. I know I've made a few lifetimes worth of mistakes but living them over and over again like this, I...
―Monkey King
What?
―Monkey King
Kid, I—
―Monkey King

The Plan Man[]

This is it, Azure! You and me! All of us! Oh! Bud, lemme help with that. You gotta have it this tight otherwise—
―Past Monkey King
Just checking, just checking. Jeez! Aw, just think. We're all gonna be so many times immortal soon. Ha! I'm kinda losing track of how many times I'm immortal but—
―Past Monkey King
Ah, Azure, you big sweetie. It's going to be you, me, and the boys livin' it up forever!
―Past Monkey King
Okay! Monkey class is in session.
―Monkey King
Ah, you'll be fine. Big immortal baby.
―Monkey King
Do you want me to throw crayons at you? 'Cause I have a whole box. That's what I thought.
―Monkey King
Now, listen up! If we're gonna beat Azure, Yellowtusk, and Peng, you've all got some learning to do.
―Monkey King
Peng is the most dangerous foe any of you have ever faced but the only thing they care about more than fighting is self-preservation. The moment the battle looks like it's turning against them, they'll flee.
―Monkey King
Yellowtusk is tough, smart, and faster than he looks. He was a handful even before he had your weapons. But he's not a monster. Maybe we can make him see reason.
―Monkey King
Huh. Nothing gets under his skin more than a monkey. Leave Azure to MK and me.
―Monkey King
Hey! I got the crayon, I do the sayin'!
―Monkey King
But don't worry. I almost beat the Jade Emperor single-handed once. Between both of us, Azure doesn't stand a chance.
―Monkey King
I've been alive a long, long time. I fought alongside the Brotherhood. Then the Great Companions. And now... you. You may not believe it, but you are all stronger than you know. Every one of you is already a hero! Together, you can do this. We can do this! Are you with me?!
―Monkey King
Okay. So we all know I'm the greatest teacher in all of history.
―Monkey King
But my plan making...
―Monkey King
Okay. Hurtful. I was gonna say "needs improvement." Either way, Imma hand this over to a pro. You're up, kiddo.
―Monkey King
“'Cause you're the Plan Man, man!
―Monkey King
I mean, some of us could beat him. One of us, specifically.
―Monkey King
We've got this, bud. Would have liked to give you some training with your new monkey form, but—
―Monkey King
Next time? Kid, there might not be a next time! This is the time!
―Monkey King
Kid, new armor isn't gonna cut it. We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just ignore this whole part of your power 'cause it scares you.
―Monkey King

Rip and Tear[]

So, that reduced sentence on the table for me too, or...? Imma take that as a no.
―Monkey King
Kind of embarrassing for the Jade Emperor to have two lil' cheeky monkeys running circles around him first day on the job.
―Monkey King
Hey, Lieutenant Monkey, how's the plan going?
―Monkey King
That's my cue!
―Monkey King
You all good, bud?
―Monkey King
Something big and preferably, really annoying.
―Monkey King
Yoo-hoo!
―Monkey King
Yeah! Who'da thunk?
―Monkey King
Welp. That's the last of them.
―Monkey King
Kid!
―Monkey King
Azure! Stop this!
―Monkey King
Kid.
―Monkey King
Yeah! Go, MK, go! Just try not to totally wreck up my stuff, would ya? Oh, right! The scroll!
―Monkey King
Alright. I think that's the last of 'em. Again. Woah.
―Monkey King

Better Than We Found It[]

Azure, just... stop, okay? You've won. You're going to destroy us, just like you wanted. Us and the entire universe.
―Monkey King
Wait, how are you here?
―Monkey King
No, here and now! I put you in the Underworld myself. How'd you get out? How'd you get the scroll? I know for sure you didn't steal it... you couldn't have!
―Monkey King
Azure, who gave you that scroll? Because whoever it was, they must have known this would happen. Wanted this to happen! And they used you to do it.
―Monkey King
MK! You okay, bud?
―Monkey King
Yeah, 'cause that's worked so well in the past.
―Monkey King
Pssh, where's the fun in that?
―Monkey King
Popsicles, anyone?
―Monkey King
Haha! See, bud? This is what it's all about. Kicking back in the sun, eating popsicles with my best friends in the world!
―Monkey King
Woah wait, woah! You gotta let it absorb first! Sunscreen needs to absorb!
―Monkey King
Yep, that's how we roll.
―Monkey King
Yo, kinda blocking out the sun there! Ugh... it's you.
―Monkey King
And thanks for showing up, even though you were not invited!
―Monkey King
Yeah, I know. But, that can be a tomorrow problem. Whatever they're scheming, we can handle it.
―Monkey King

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