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Pigsy: Ho ho! Now this is a beautiful carrot! Couple more finds like this baby and we're golden!
Tang: Looks the same as the last 20,000 carrots we've looked at!
Pigsy: (Takes back the carrot.) Give me that! I wouldn't expect you to appreciate a fine carrot like this. You ain't no culinary genius, (Laughs) like me!
Woman: (Chuckles) My, my, my! You boys are making quite a scene. Looking to buy some ingredients? Something tasty? You’ve come to the right place. (Blows kiss)
Tang: Uh…oh! Come on, Pigsy, let’s just keep going. Huh!?
Pigsy: (Laughs) Y-you are selling beautiful vegetables today?
Tang: Are you blind?
Woman: That’s right, sugar, this is the finest store in the whole market. Why don’t come around back and look at my exclusive wears?
Pigsy: Ooh!
Tang: Pigsy, I’m not sure, uh—
Pigsy: Don’t wreck this for me! I need this!
(Tang gasps.)
Woman: A little closer, a little closer!
(Pigsy and Tang scream as they fall down a trap door. The woman laughs.)
(At the Sea-Crate HQ, Mei is playing Monkey Mech.)
Sandy: Hey, you think it's weird that we don't spend much time in the Sea-Crate Base? Like, we haven't been down here for weeks.
Mei: Yeah, and if you think about it, do we even need to be down here right now?
MK: Guys! Pigsy's missing!
Mei: Missing? What do you mean he's missing?
MK: I mean, he didn't open the shop this morning!
Sandy: But he's never not open his store before!
MK: He's been pig-napped!
Sandy: I immediately fear the worst!
(Mei runs to the computer and shows a recording of Pigsy)
MK: Hey, that's Pigsy. Oh phew, he's just went shopping.
Sandy: Who's filming this?
MK: It's Tang! Oh, I realized now, Tang is also missing. What is this?
Mei: I attached cameras to all of you guys a while back. Not so creepy now, is it?
MK: It's a little creepy.
Sandy: Aw, she seems nice. Maybe they're fine. (He, MK, and Mei see the rest of the video.) Oh, no! I was wrong. This is very, very, very bad!
MK: Scary nightmare hole! What happened?
Mei: It looks like…(She rewinds the video to see the woman.) Is that…
Sandy: Enhanced! Enhanced! (Mei zooms in the video, revealing that the woman is the Spider Queen.)
MK: Uh, Spider Demon?! Come on. No. Ew, yuck, I hate spiders. Hate, hate, hate! With their eyes, and feet, and furry butts!
Sandy: Okay, a Spider Demon's got our friends. You know what that means?
Mei: It's time for…
Narrator: Operation: Rescue Tang and Pigsy from the Nightmare Hole.
(Mei, MK, Sandy, and Mo prepare themselves for the rescue mission. They went to Sandy's Speedboat and left the base.)
Sandy: Where to?
Mei: (She draws out her phone, but she nearly drops it. She catches the phone.) Across town!
(At Megapolis, the citizens see MK, Mei, and Sandy on the speedboat.)
MK and Mei: Woo-hoo! Rescue mission!
Tang: You just had to go in there.
Pigsy: (Scoffs.) She said she had ingredients.
Tang: I don't think that's what you were looking for, Pigsy.
Man 1: You tell him. No one likes a know-it-all.
Man 2: Know-it-all? You're the know-it-all!
Man 1: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the two new suckers!
Spider Queen: (Shushes them.) Babies, quiet time. The Queen is back.
Pigsy: What do you want? Money? (His mouth was shut by a spider web.)
Spider Queen: What could I want, hm? I used to be the most feared creature in the land. I wasn't a queen, I was the queen. Empress of Terror and Mistress of Horror. But now, uh, just look at this place. Look what's left of my empire. Nothing but a hole in the ground. So, what do you think the Spider Queen could possibly want? Anyway, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. And you lot, will do.
Tang: (Laughs nervously.) Uh, do for what?
Spider Queen: (She chuckles then licks her lips.) Dinner. (She leaves while maniacally laughing.)
(Pigsy and Tang began to shake in fear.)
(MK, Mei, and Sandy continue to head towards the market with the speedboat.)
Mei: (She points at Spider Queen's store.) Dead ahead!
(They enter the tunnel.)
MK and Mei: Rescue mission!
(The Spider Queen begins to make her meal.)
Tang: Don't worry, Pigsy. I'm sure the kid will be here to rescue us any minute.
Spider Queen: (Laughs.) Ain't no one gonna rescue you, sweet thing.
Tang: Shows what you know. Our friend, the Monkie Kid, is probably already on his way.
Spider Queen: The Monkie Kid? (Laughs.) Why would he come and help you?
Tang: Well, I'm kind of like a father figure. (Pigsy rolls his eyes.) (Laughs.) I think you better let us go. Before he comes and, uh, squishes you with Monkey King's legendary staff!
Spider Queen: Hmm. Interesting. 'Fraid dinner would have to wait. We gotta get this place ready for company. (Laughs.) (She leaves.)
Tang: Don't worry, Pigsy. MK is far too smart to fall into one of her traps.
(With the others, MK was trying to get out of the speedboat.)
Mei: Maybe you should've saved your boat for an adventure with more water.
Sandy: Yeah, I, uh, just got excited.
MK: (Screams.) Spider Demon!
(The baby spider on MK's hair laughs. Mei blows the spider off of MK.)
'Mei: MK, it's just a little baby spider. Come on, let's go find Piggy.
Sandy: And Tang.
MK: Ok, I'll use my super sight of truth to find our friends in this palace of nightmares. (He uses his Golden Eyes of Truth)
Sandy: What do you see, MK?
MK: (He sees some spiders.) Ew! Ew! This place is full of webs and horror! We're never gonna get though all this!
Mei: (She puts her hand on MK's shoulder) Ahem, if you'll allow me. (She grabs her sword, and blasts a hole in a wall to let the others get through.)
Sandy: (He sees Pigsy and Tang) Pigsy! Tangy!
(Mei, Sandy, and Mo get taken away by webs.)
Mei: MK!
MK: Mei! (The Dragon Blade drops in front of him. He begins to quiver until he turns around, seeing the Spider Queen)
Spider Queen: Don't tell me you're scared of spiders?
Pigsy: (He spits out the spider web from his mouth.) Kid, run! (MK runs while the Spider Queen chases him. Pigsy sees the Dragon Blade on the ground) I'm sorry, Tang. I got this into this mess. We're gonna meet to work together to get out of it.
Tang: Mm-hm. (He and Pigsy swing themselves off the web and land on the Dragon Blade, cutting the cocoon and freeing themselves.)
Narrator: Operation: MK From the Nightmare Hole.
MK: (He hears the Spider Queen's laughter throughout the cave.) Huh?
Spider Queen: (Laughs.) And you're the kid old Monkey King chose?
MK: Hey! I'm a Monkie Man!
(The Spider Queen lunges towards MK, pinning him against a spider's web. The Golden Staff falls to the ground. MK begins to hyperventilate.)
Spider Queen: Do you wanna know what you are? You're my ticket back to the throne. All that power the Monkey King give you. After I made my dinner, it's all gonna be my power.
Pigsy: Hey, you, bug lady!
Tang: Here comes Monkie Kid's…friend's!
Pigsy: That's right! We got a catchphrase too!
Spider Queen: You and your friends are terrible guests.
Mei: You were gonna eat my best friend! And also these guys! Well, now you're gonna eat this! (She presses one of the speedboat's buttons, which activates a laser.) Mo, fire! (Mo uses the laser to distract the Spider Queen long enough for MK to escape.) MK, it's time to go!
MK: Right! (He struggles to get the Golden Staff off of the ground. The Spider Queen comes back and begins to attack MK with her mech.)
MK: Urgh, get off me!
(The ground starts to crumble, causing MK's team and the Spider Queen to fall. The Spider Queen catches herself by using her mech. MK, Mei, Pigsy, and Tang scream as they continue to fall. Sandy notices a stream.)
Sandy: Water adventure? It's a water adventure! MK, come on!
(Everyone gets on the speedboat. They head towards a sewage pipe and reach of the ocean.)
MK, Mei, Pigsy, and Tang: (Groans.)
Narrator: Operation: Rescue Tang and Pigsy, success.
Mei: At least we don't have to deal with her again. (Laughs) Right?
Spider Queen: (Chuckles.) They think they've won? (She puts the strand of hair she took from MK into the cauldron, which begins to glow gold. She laughs.) The game is just beginning.