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Monkie Kid: A Hero is Born[]
- “Just making the final adjustments, Mother.”
- ―Red Son
- “You fool. You think we didn't try that already? It's gonna take more than a few robots to lift the Monkey King's staff. Only those deemed worthy enough can wield it. But I, Red Son, have designed this gauntlet to bend it to my will.”
- ―Red Son
- “Yes! I did it!”
- ―Red Son
- “What?! Why isn't anything happening?! Mother, are you sure this is the right mountain?”
- ―Red Son
- “Yes, Father! Rise! Rise!”
- ―Red Son
- “Actually, it was I, Father. I moved the staff. I learned how to harness it. To make its power mi-”
- ―Red Son
- “Our…power.”
- ―Red Son
- “Together we, the Demon Bull Family, will plunge the world into eternal darkness!”
- ―Red Son
- “Get off me, you idiot!”
- ―Red Son
- “Did you know what you just did?! You ruined my moment!”
- ―Red Son
- “Wait, Father.”
- ―Red Son
- “Waste not your energy on this…peasant. Please, allow me to show you how powerful I have become in your absence!”
- ―Red Son
- “In some ways, you're very fortunate, Noodle Boy! Not many insects are lucky enough to be stamped out by the Demon Bull Family.”
- ―Red Son
- “Are you even listening to me?! I, Red Son, will not be disrespected! You're history!”
- ―Red Son
- “No way! How can you could you possibly lift Monkey King's staff?”
- ―Red Son
- “I don't know what's going on here, but I'm about to end it. That staff is mine!”
- ―Red Son
- “Father, allow me. I won't fail you a second time.”
- ―Red Son
- “Of course, Father.”
- ―Red Son
- “All right, Noodle Boy, hand it over!”
- ―Red Son
- “Fine! Have it your way!”
- ―Red Son
- “Would you get down here so I can kill you?!”
- ―Red Son
- “I'm coming to get you, Noodle Boy!”
- ―Red Son
- “You're not getting away from me that easy!”
- ―Red Son
- “What? You think I drive anything that doesn't at least have one complex transformation?”
- ―Red Son
- “You gotta be kidding me!”
- ―Red Son
- “Noodle Boy! When I find you, I'm gonna bust you into little bits!”
- ―Red Son
- “And...that should about do it.”
- ―Red Son
- “That's because it's not powered up yet. The suit absorbs energy to create energy. And what better source than the magic staff that kept you underground?”
- ―Red Son
- “Uh. Yeah. It-it-it was the Noodle Boy I-”
- ―Red Son '
- “And while we wait, the Furnace can create other things to energy.”
- ―Red Son
- “The more rare the item, the more power Father will become. And once we have that staff, he would be unstoppable!”
- ―Red Son
- “We're here for the new beelzebub shoes.”
- ―Red Son
- “Do you know who he is? That's the D.B.K. you're talking to.”
- ―Red Son
- “Yes. With every item absorbed, my family comes one step closer to total domination! Once we get the Monkey King's staff, we will be unstoppable!”
- ―Red Son
- “What?! You let them get away?!”
- ―Red Son
- “So, you wanna be heroes, huh? Let me show you what happens to heroes.”
- ―Red Son
- “You think this is over? It isn't over, bozo! Why don't you just get out of that dorky mech and fight me, you coward!”
- ―Red Son
Season 1[]
Bad Weather[]
- “And sooner than you think, Father. Allow me to secure the power you desire.”
- ―Red Son
- “I won't fail you again.”
- ―Red Son
- “Not for much longer.”
- ―Red Son
- “Citizens. It is I, Red Son. I have taken control of the Weather Station and will harness the very power of nature to return my father to his former glory. This message is more of a courtesy really.”
- ―Red Son
- “When I'm finished, my father will once more dominate the world! And then- Oh look! A lightning button.”
- ―Red Son
- “Noodle Boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!”
- ―Red Son
- “You dorks done beating each other yet?”
- ―Red Son
- “I guess the garbage takes itself out now.”
- ―Red Son
- “Peasants.”
- ―Red Son
- “You're back to beat yourself some more?”
- ―Red Son
- “Not so tough without all your Monkey King powers, are you?”
- ―Red Son
- “You may have won this round, but-you're-still-garbage!”
- ―Red Son
The Great Wall Race[]
- “—Live forever! Are you two even listing?”
- ―Red Son
- “But…but the peaches are powerful!”
- ―Red Son
- “Fine! You two stay here in your hole, digging up your "mysterious power source." I am going to win the race and when I get that peach, I'm not sharing!”
- ―Red Son
- “Can you peasants be quiet? I’m trying to get in the zone!”
- ―Red Son
- “Wait, what?”
- ―Red Son
- “My victory is assured! You're never going to make this turn!”
- ―Red Son
- “Get out of my way, noodle boy!”
- ―Red Son
- “Victory is mine, peasants!”
- ―Red Son
- “Noodle Boy, you insufferable. That peach should be mine!”
- ―Red Son
- “It says right there on the poster.”
- ―Red Son
- “I knew that! You think you're so-”
- ―Red Son
- “Peasants!”
- ―Red Son
Skeleton Key[]
- “Not for long! All we need is a key and look what I found.”
- ―Red Son
- “Noodle Boy, finally!”
- ―Red Son
- “Do you know how long I've been waiting here for you? Your house is… depressing. I almost feel bad taking things from you, buuut I'm going to need that magic key.”
- ―Red Son
- “Yoink! So long, noodle boy!”
- ―Red Son
- “Can't you and your peasant friends just let me plot in peace just one time?!”
- ―Red Son
- “What?”
- ―Red Son
- “So long, Dragon Horse Girl! Here's a tip, next time pick one animal and-”
- ―Red Son
- “Thanks for the key, losers!”
- ―Red Son
- “Bones? It's just bones?”
- ―Red Son
The End is Here![]
- “Yes Father, we have finally taken our rightful place as the rulers of the city—oh.”
- ―Red Son
- “Father, let me go up there and destroy those-”
- ―Red Son
- “No, Father!”
- ―Red Son
- “Noodle Boy?”
- ―Red Son
- “No. This time we fight with you.”
- ―Red Son
- “Mother.”
- ―Red Son
Revenge of the Spider Queen[]
- “Dear customer, the spice level was no mistake! I, Red son, have devised the perfect culinary experience! If you direct your attention down at this chart here, it clearly ranks the spice level from "Very hot" to "Inferno"! You ordered very hot. So...”
- ―Red Son
- “Oh! So, I guess I meant to make barbecue for peasants! With little, unworthy, disappointing taste buds that shame their fathers? Is that it? Huh? ”
- ―Red Son
- “Fine! Fine! It’s your funeral!”
- ―Red Son
- “Ugh, father! You can't just scare away every customer that complains. This is our chance at something great! ”
- ―Red Son
- “Well... Yes? I mean, after your recent humiliating defeat, I thought a fresh start was exactly what we needed. Just you and me working together, father and son! No evil plans, no... Talking bones...”
- ―Red Son
- “Heh, Sorry, fresh wound.”
- ―Red Son
- “Um... Father!”
- ―Red Son
- “Father!”
- ―Red Son
- “Hmm?”
- ―Red Son
- “Sorry, Father. I will come back!”
- ―Red Son
- “No! Get off me, you filthy peasants!”
- ―Red Son
- “Henchmen?”
- ―Red Son
- “Not that any of you would care... But my father was captured by that eight-legged freak! So, if you'll excuse me, I'll just steal this ship and be on my way.”
- ―Red Son
- “Fine. Will you let me steal your ship so I can go safe my father, and also the world, from this spider menace? Please.”
- ―Red Son
- “Well, I can’t use mine, it's busted!”
- ―Red Son
- “But one thing I do have... is this. Spider Queen's venom. It’s turned everyone into her slaves, but I can make an antidote. However, I'll need supplies. And the only the place to get them is...”
- ―Red Son
- “No, you noodle brain! The Celestial Realm!”
- ―Red Son
- “Sure”
- ―Red Son
- “Oh! Pretty rich coming from Pig man and Blue thing!”
- ―Red Son
- “Not even a start on you, Dragon girl!”
- ―Red Son
- “Ugh, if I tried to explain mystical inter-dimensional travel to a bunch of peasants, it'd melt your brains!”
- ―Red Son
- “Great speech, Noodle boy! Super motivational!”
- ―Red Son
- “Of course, they can!”
- ―Red Son
- “Sure... probably.”
- ―Red Son
- “I did say it's melt your brains.”
- ―Red Son
- “Wa.. I know they're somewhere! I'm a demon! It's not like I've been here before! ”
- ―Red Son
- “An what about the furnace? I can't make anything without that.”
- ―Red Son
- “Alright, then! I'll be off to grab that peach. Toodles!”
- ―Red Son
- “You just wait here like an obedient little pup-”
- ―Red Son
- “Would you give me that! Lets just get this peach and...”
- ―Red Son
- “I just decided... She's next on my hit list.”
- ―Red Son
- “I remember when you wrecked my car!”
- ―Red Son
- “Oh. Well, that was easy-”
- ―Red Son
- Mei: “His...”
- Red Son: “Girlfriend?!”
- Red Son: “Flaming fist of dignity!”
- —Red Son and Mei
- “Let me down!”
- ―Red Son
- “Ugh, you're back to your disgustingly, enthusiastic self. What happened?”
- ―Red Son
- “I, Red Son, will bind the powers of the celestial artifacts with Spider Queen's own venom, save my father, and reforge the world as I see fit. ”
- ―Red Son
- “Villain speech! And perhaps my best of all time!”
- ―Red Son
- “We do nothing! I add the ingredients in a precise order you wouldn't understand.”
- ―Red Son
- “What?”
- ―Red Son
- “Now that's a hero speech!”
- ―Red Son
- “Father”
- ―Red Son
- “No! No! For the last time, I am not a hero! Father, let's never tell Mother anything that happened today?”
- ―Red Son
- “S-Son?”
- ―Red Son
Season 3[]
The First Ring[]
- “Would you stop being so annoying? You three aren't even supposed to be here, so I'd appreciate if you finished up and went about whatever obnoxious business you were in the middle of before I saved your pathetic, meaningless lives. ”
- ―Red Son
- “What? You're not serious? I suppose you'll be wanting some warm milk while you're at it!”
- ―Red Son
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The Samadhi Fire[]
- “Dragon Horse Girl, looks like you could use some fire training!”
- ―Red Son
Embrace Your Destiny[]
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Season 4[]
Roast of the Monkie Kids[]
- “You'll never get away with this! The Celestial Armies will crush you! I'll see to that. ”
- ―Red Son
The Jade Emperor[]
- “You! I'll make you pay for that! ”
- ―Red Son, attacking the Azure Lion
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