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Pigsy: This is the worse case of hiccups I've ever seen. How'd it happen?
Mei: So, remember how you told MK not to enter that beef ball-eating contest?
Pigsy: Under no circumstances, yeah.
MK: Five hundred beef balls in five minutes. Yeah, boy!
Mei: Yeah, we think that might have been cursed.
MK: So good though.
Pigsy: MK, of all the thoughtless adventure setups you could think of, this one takes the cake.
Mei: We tried everything. I tried rubbing his belly, giving him a good scare, and hitting all his pressure points! But nothing worked. (To Tang) Oh, Mr. Tang, you've gotta know some ancient techniques for, uh, food poisoning curses, right?
MK: Right, Noodle Guy? Huh? Huh?
Sandy: I find when I'm not feeling so hot, a special brew of tea perks me right up.
Tang: Oh, Sandy is in this one I see.
MK: (Hiccup)
Pigsy: Uh, Sandy, something tells me that a bit of loose leaf ain't gonna help us in this particular scenario!
Sandy: Don't underestimate the power of the tea leaves. Besides, I'm not talking about any old tea. I'm talking about the tea made from the leaf of the wild crimson jimson weed. An ancient and powerful flower, said to influence over mortality itself. In the wrong hands, deadly. In the right ones, deadlier!
Tang: Uh, we're not trying to kill him, Sandy. We just want to cure his hiccups.
Sandy: Cure, kill. You say potato, I say potato. However, the crimson jimson weed only grows in the Mystic Jungle of the Emerald Lynx. So who's gonna get it? (Pigsy and Tang look at each other then at Sandy) What? No, no, no, no. I'm strictly a water adventure kind of guy.
Tang: MK's life is at stake!
Sandy: I'll do it, for my friends!
Tang: Hmm. Crimson jimson weed produces just one flower and blooms under a light of a Crimson Moon.
MK: (Gasps) That's tonight!
Sandy: By the Gods of Plot Convenience. Let's go!
Mei: Okay bye, Sandy!
Sandy: Ah, could this day be any more perfect? (a butterfly lands on his shoulder) Aw, hello little friend! Hm? (He looks at the map, which points to a mountain)
Hunsman: (Grunts, while killing a mosquito) Grrrr... Uh? (He sees Sandy's footprints on the ground) Well, well... (He sniffs the air and cackles) Ha!
Sandy: (Huffing while climbing a mountain, and also posing majestically) Huff... (He sees a buffalo) Good day to you!
Huntsman: (Grunting as he follows Sandy through the jungle)
Sandy: (Humming as he ties red strings to the trees, when a birds flies around him, chirping alarmed) Uh...? (A snake is trying to eat the bird's babies) Gasp!
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